West African Humor

This absolutely made me laugh.  We had to go to the African doctor today to get medical clearance for our identity cards to be able to stay here.  We went with a guy from our center so we pull up to the "hospital" and walk up to a guard.  He talks to him and we are ushered into a side room that opens up to the outside.  One guard is laying on a bed a few feet from us reading a newspaper and the "doctor" is sitting at a desk.  We just sit there.  No words necessary.  We give the doctor our passports.  He copies our information off of them as you see above.  He signs several places and stamps the paper.  We give him $10 each.  He gives us the paper.  That is it.

As I'm reading the French when we get in the car, I am laughing.  This paper certifies that we had a clincial exam including x-rays, vision tests, and an ear, nose, throat exam.  It also certifies that we are without contagious diseases.  That doctor could tell ALL of that just by looking at us.  And we think we are so advanced ;)

If American doctors were that cheap, easy and accurate (he diagnosed us correctly.. haha!), I don't think I would mind going as much!  Amanda's words echo my own as we left today: "That's my kind of Doctor!"

Dedicated to A. White

A. White and I have a philosophy that if you lower your expectations, then typically you're not dissapointed.  Let me tell you.  I've mastered and perfected that skill in W. Africa when it comes to trying new things here.  It's also amazing when your expectations are really low and you actually find something really good, it's on par with a miracle in your mind :)  Well, this may be just a slight exaggeration but slight is the key word.
Case in point:  two restaurants - Shaddy Shack (what a name!) and Caesar's.  Shaddy shack has a really good hamburger (and I mean good by even American standards) and Caesar's has chicken that is not just "chicken chunks."  PTL for these two places as they will supply 90% of my eating habits the next two years! hahaha :)

This really is just going to be a completely random post. 

Thankfully, Blue Thunder is back in our lives.  Just wanted y'all to see this beauty!  I attempted for the first time this morning to drive her..  it went okay.  I'm convinced that she does what she wants to.  I tried real hard to do the fancy footwork manuevering only to have her rebel against my wishes and come to a screaching halt several times as the nationals stare and Amanda fears for her life in the backseat.  Hopefully, one day I'll be able to win her heart :)

Friday night fun! You can't tell in this picture but it's pitch black so we busted out the headlamps. We got home to no power (it went off before we left at 4:30ish). It proceded to stay off the entire night.  Amanda literally lays in her bed with the hand fan at night and doesn't sleep..  I sleep off and on.   Last night, I had to use the restroom in the middle of the night and took the opportunity to stick my head in the sink to re-wet my hair to keep things cool.  When we say that (working + power usable) fans are our best friend, that is the honest truth.

Few noteworthy things:

1) I literally saw people go the wrong way in the roundabouts here this week.  This is just incredible to me.  I mean, traffic was backed up the correct way so they just go the opposite!  Makes perfect West African sense.
2) We got to help out cleaning at one of the centers here this week that has gone downhill over the years and has just been used for storage.  It's a really nice facility and we're excited to see how He's going to use it while we're here!
3)  Attended a fall festival at the expat kids school here (DA).  Super weird to be around so many English speakers.  We got to square dance though!  Are we supposed to dance?  I'm not sure if I broke any rules... :)  Good time to just relax and let loose for a little bit.
4) Went to the "market of thieves" for the first time.  Nothing was stolen although it is an experience being hassled to come buy things.  Hopefully, making some national friends and going with them will be better than three white girls going alone. 
5) Becky asks Amanda if she "wants one ball of ice cream or two...?"  Now, I know eventually it will be hard to recall English for us too but for the time being, it's really funny when Becky says something off in English.
6) Fridays are important in the Mslm tradition here.  Everyone wears their best clothes.  We were driving home from somewhere this past Friday and witnessed mass amounts of mainly men and boys "making the pilgrimage" to the msqe to pr.  It is really sad to see.

"Pause time"

So this is what we do during "pause time" during language lessons.  I did learn after this that it is easier to balance on your head when you have weight in it.  It keeps falling off because it is so light (or so I tell myself).

Few fun things to mention:

1) Amanda and I had our first experience with the taxi services here on Monday.  It was mostly a success.  Mostly.  We decided to go get ice cream after language.  So we get a taxi, negotiate the price, and are on the way to La Gondole.  Or so we thought.  After about a 15 minute drive on backroads we've never seen, the taxi stops and the man points and says, "Fi. La Gondole" to this shack on the side of the road.  Amanda says there is no way she's getting out.  We are discussing what we should do when a girl, who Amanda called a blessing from heaven, was able to speak limited English and explain to our taxi driver where the REAL La Gondole is... the one with air conditioning, ice cream, etc.  So we have to pay double the original price to get there.  We just got a nice tour in the back of a taxi of the city and eventually got some ice cream.  The taxi ride home was no problem.

2)  We are about asleep when Becky informs us that it is raining.  Now, I typically don't get that excited about rain.  But this warranted getting out of bed to see with my own eyes because I don't think I believed it.  I think the three of us must have looked really silly just standing at the door, watching the massive downpour of rain and letting the breeze flow in.  I've never been so grateful for rain!

3)  Blue Thunder, as I have aptly named our beloved blue truck, has had a breakdown.  Becky was the only one with her when it happened as Amanda and I were on our taxi tour of the city.  We really hope that she can be returned to us fixed or we will be having LOTS of taxi excursions in the future. 

For your enjoyment :)

Yes, I look a hawt mess.  TIA.

I'm thinking... [dehydrated] corn for dinner

First, to explain the title, let me share with you mine and Amanda's eating habits for the past 11 days.

Mine:  Rice Krispy Treats, Fruit Roll Ups, Frozen Pizza, Fries, Coke
Amanda: Bread with peanut butter, bread with cheese, banana-apple sauce, roasted corn from the side of the road

Now, my eating habits here and not too far from my eating habits in America.  One day, I will get up the nerve to try a hamburger here.  Amanda's newfound eating habits have me a bit concerned tho ;)  Especially regarding the fact that she has had two sodas in a two day period.  And she hasn't been able to exercise (which we all know doesn't bother me one bit). 

I have yet to find my African equivalent of "nasi goreng."

We've had one full week of language learning.  It's a definite slow process.  As I read a friend's blog, I could sympathize completely when she wrote that she thought when people said learning a language was hard business, she thought they just weren't trying hard enough. 

What else is there?

We had our first taste of the drink of choice here: Attaya.  The third round is the best!

I was also asked if I could sweep like the people do here at that same house.  I said sure.  So then he told me to show them.  So I walked over and took the broom from the cleaning lady and began to sweep.  Apparently, I did a poor job of it.  Just one more example of my non-homemaker ways :)

 

Last but not least...  Amanda and I go to this little "fast food" joint within walking distance of our apartment.  Our limited language skills broke down today.  I tried to get a schwarma with only chicken, not "mixed meat" whatever that is.  So basically, instead of a schwarma, I got a lot of chicken on a plate.  It was actually pretty good too.  Amanda and I will probably split it next time because I can never eat that much.  Plus, Amanda ended up with "mixed meat" schwarma.  The good thing about this place is that we have seen the same girl twice so it is fun attempting to speak with her.  We all chuckle when Amanda and I walk in at the ridiculous "toubabs" that can't cook - thus, we venture forth for food.

If you would just continue to lift us up that would be greatly appreciated.  I try to make the blog as fun and lighthearted as possible but in reality, culture shock is rearing it's ugly head (in different ways) for both of us.  I'm trying to take it day by day and not have unrealistic expectations of myself but it's hard.  I would just like a fast-forward button through this period but since that is not possible I'm praying for new mercies every morning.  





Our first views of the city! Plus other fun tidbits.

This is about at 7 am in the morning after one of the craziest custom experiences ever.  The good thing is that the government official guy didn't even say a word to me - just made me look into a camera and give my fingerprints.  No questions.  No words.  The worst part was the baggage claim and "x-ray-ing" it as people were pretty pushy.  

We have started language lessons.  Our tutor is really great.  Although spending multiple hours on an alphabet is not my cup of tea.  I like to make up my own conjuations to things and write them down on our dry erase board for our tutor to see.  She just looks at them in disqust and it's kinda funny.  Today, she asked a question and I recognized one word in it:  name.  So naturally, I respond in Wolof - My name is Lindy.  She about died laughing though because she was asking the name of my teacher (referring to herself).  I don't know.  I am going to say "Peace only" to every question from now on because that is a safe answer :)

Yesterday, we went to this mall.  Becky informs us that the mall was "trashy."  This sounds completely normal within our context so Amanda and I do not think anything of her wording.  Then we walk into this super nice mall.  And voila!  I've been transported out of Africa.  Literally.  Becky busts out laughing because she was trying to make our expectations as low as possible so we would be pleasantly surprised.. which worked really well!!! :)

We now sucessfully have internet in our apartment.  It took us (and by us, I mean Becky) 9 phone calls and 1 trip to the store to make it work. 

We decided today upon returning to the United States of America, we are going to burn every skirt that we see.  Skirts are really annoying because 1) they are long 2) they trap heat 3) that heat becomes sweat 4) that sweat sticks between legs 5) you then must wear leggings 6) that is ridiculous and is another hot layer of clothing. 

It was also quite humorous today riding in the truck listening to Shania Twain's, "Man, I feel like a woman."  A woman is the last thing I feel like :)  But it was fun to jam out to it. 

Nungi Fi

Well, we are here!  It has been a really interesting six days thus far.  Starting in TLH on Tuesday morning and ending here Wednesday morning.  I didn't sleep except for 45 minutes the night before we left and then I only slept for about 1-2 hours on the plane ride over.  Not because of anything but excitement and nerves.. my body literally would just not go to sleep. 

We were really excited to be here.  But then exhaustion kicked in.  We had to stay up the whole day to start trying to get on a normal schedule.  It was probably one of the toughest days ever.  We met a lot of people and went to a lot of places that I really do not remember.  I wish I could say that I was immediately enthralled with being here and loving the culture (seeing as I've heard SO many good things... cough, Mel & Min) but that would be an outright lie.  In fact, I couldn't believe this is where I would be for the next two years.  Everything is soo different.  Just the idea of learning to drive here alone would make someone want to pack their bags and leave.  From day one, I keep having to remind myself over and over that He is sovereign and knows what He's doing.  It's been difficult I think mostly because there isn't a lot of English here and we really feel like helpless babies - not able to talk, eat correctly (yes, we tried but were given bibs and spoons.. haha!), drive, turn on the stove, etc.  Mostly the language, though.  I think once that comes it will get better.  I can't wait to actually start learning and practicing.  We start with our tutor tomorrow. 

The welcome and the team here has been great.  Although, I think that Becky thinks that I'm completely incompetent sometimes :)  We had our first worship experience today and that was really great.  It was in English which was surprising but it was a blessing to understand.  And the message was on the GC!  No joke!  It was directed at the nationals but I was so encouraged as well as the pastor reminded us that the enemy gets in our mind to tell us we can't do anything! 

They do have the best ice cream on the planet though! 

Here's some pictures to catch y'all up!!  Tried to do a video but it took too long.  Will try again later :)

Last American meal:  Pizza and coke!

About to board!!!

Our room and the welcome sign behind it :)  We look a HAWT mess after traveling.

First dinner that Becky cooked.  Notice the coke AND fanta in the background!

View from the roof of our apartment!

It is official:  I can survive here.  First $5 frozen pizza consumed. Although, Becky has to light to stove for me until I feel comfortable sticking a match down in the oven! :)

Here's some fun random facts from the first few days here:

1)  We have our new names.  Mine is Mariama and Amanda's is Amina.

2) The most heinous smell ever was all over our room in the apartment (because windows stay open and neighbors are REAL close) - Becky's response: "I can see how that would be offensive to the senses.

3)  The first night we lay down- within five minutes - no power = no fans.  Didn't matter though.  I had been up for about 60 hours with little sleep so I could have slept through anything.

4) Driving here = insane.  Whoever is occupying space at that moment in time has the right of way.  The most humorous thing is the fact that there are road signs that might as well not exist.

5)  It's pretty humorous when people say a long sentence to you in another language and all you can do is look at them.  I have no idea how to say anything other than I'm here.  That will change tomorrow :)





I'm posting this from a restaurant with Wifi until we can get our internet up and running in our apartment.  At that point, I would like to be more faithful updating.